I received this in an email circulating and just had to post it....
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
"My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete withdrawal of all American forces from Iraq.
This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which DID stand by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains every nation that DID NOT SUPPORT US.
Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER the money saved will GO DIRECTLY INTO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow rich by stealing our hard-earned money sent to aid their depressed populations.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France...
let's all watch and see how generous they are.
let's all watch and see how generous they are.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations...
Hurt any of our citizens here or abroad and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Hurt any of our citizens here or abroad and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China...
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well...
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the countless UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors: Canada and Mexico are BOTH on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not ticking us off for a change.
An extra special note to Mexico... Your president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will shortly have a few thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting idle. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, can you say... Border Security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty- starting effective this moment.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska- which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2: pick a country and move there, your former government will pay for your one-way ticket. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying disdain of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to create jobs in America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys.
We owe you and we won't forget.
We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought:
You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America... Thank you and good night."
If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.
(Please cut-&-paste this into an email and forward this to at least 10 friends and see what happens! Let's get this to every computer in the UNITED STATES!)
